drank my conscience away
i extend the hello of friendship to people that seem "safe". and it becomes all OMGWTFLOLBBQ!!!111eleven!! you are so beautiful and your TEETH are so WHITE and i'd only be so lucky to be able to take you out and/or make out with you!
not that i'm not flattered. i am. well, more like SHOCKED. because, i mean, despite flowing brown locks and cute minty-fresh smile, what they DON'T see is the body that REALLY, REALLY should not be seen naked by ANYONE. and clearly they haven't read the list of diagnoses.
i'm so OPEN about this stuff so as not to disappoint hypothetical-you or get MY heart broken. i don't want to be weeping my heart out when it turns out that hypothetically, you really don't like me because i'm *gasp* crazy and *horror!* fat.
of course, do you SEE on my profile anywhere that i'm looking for people to DATE? no. FRIENDS, people. i'm not looking for myspace booty. thanks.
meanwhile, my twig of a supervisor was "concerned" today, because it doesn't look like i eat a lot at work.
sorry if i'm metabolically challenged. but i had a big bowl of granola for breakfast, 3 pieces of pumpernickel bread, some strawberry yogurt and some cashews. PLUS a cup of cinnamon hazelnut with splenda and HALF-and-HALF. and a Glucerna snack bar. so yeah, it's not like i'm on the famine plan.
if i ate the taylor ham/egg/cheese bagel sandwich, bowl of soup, potato chips, ham sandwich from Atlanta Bread Company and candy corn that she ate today, i'd gain 10 pounds overnight.
ok, i'm done whining. for now.
posted by: less-than3
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