the joys of partying down the jersey shore
i find this extremely entertaining.
i nearly got molested on the dance floor tonight. random hands rubbing up and down the sides of my body. never even saw the guy's face. i squirmed away as best as i could on the crowded dance floor, and L helped scoot me away from the offending human being.
and
i could have had madd (yes, with 2 d's) amounts of sex tonight. not a direct offer, mind you, but a beating-around-the-bush (no pun intended) kind of way that is way too obvious for it's own good.
ah-ha, no. i'm a taken woman, and i take fidelity very seriously, thank you very much.
i guess i should be flattered by all this?? since i guess this means that i'm (still?) attractive to the male species? because quite honestly, sometimes i wonder. i mean, with all the blonde, tan, size six with D-cup boobgirls out there, where's the allure in me, you know? i mean, come on. if you were a guy, and had a choice, would you choose me? honestly?
(don't worry, i won't be hurt or offended. because i know the truth anyway.)
i must just look like an easy lay. eh. regardless, i could delude myself into thinking i was special for a second.
that was nice, i guess. /sarcasm
posted by: less-than3
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